Top 10 things I would do if the world was a better place:

1. Give the poor old people at the bus stop a ride, without fearing that they will pull out a gun and either a. rape me AND/OR b. steal my money.
2. Compliment acquaintances if I knew it wouldn’t bite me in the ass eventually, because I know, someway, somehow, they WILL screw me over. I mean, it is 2011.
3. Give my boyfriend a hall pass. (LOL this one is my favorite)
4. Help the duck with broken legs in the middle of the road, without the fear that it was going to bite me in the process.
5. Care about my job, if it cared about me.
6. Somehow continuing #2; have more friends, if there were ANY real ones.
7. Pursue the career of my dreams; attorney (if they weren’t so corrupted), kindergarten teacher (if they weren’t so under-paid.)
8. Devour fatty foods unafraid of the calories. (haha, I know this has nothing to do with the world being a better place but it’s still wishful thinking)
9. Buy one of those hungry kids in Africa if the commercials were more convincing that the money really is going to them.
10. Give a bum my left-over sushi if he wouldn’t ask me “what the fuck is this?” & give it right back to me. (true story, by the way)